Weasel Bravo: That wet dripping noise isn't the shower head leaking…it's the floating severed goat head that's leaking.
Ankou: The reports of some wild beast killing and partially devouring people in your neighborhood are alarming…you could have sworn you hadn’t eaten that many people, time to start dieting again.
Weasel: You get a surprise visit from the supposedly wholly fictional character you write a comic book about…he wants to “talk” to you about the recent heel turn you wrote into his backstory.
Tyrsworn: That new revolutionary “skin bleaching” formula worked wonders…your epidermis is now actually transparent.
Vector: You just think it’s a cold until you realize you can feel the phlegm moving on its own inside your chest. You’re pretty sure the Mucinex isn’t going to help at this point.
Celebratory Owl: The question shouldn’t be “what” are the children cooking at three in the morning but rather “who”?
Prius: You will meet a little man who isn’t there upon the stairs today…except he is, and that’s going to kind of ruin your day.