Lost Llama (Nonvember 12 – Squamish 5): The fact that your carpet is wet with human blood isn’t a matter for a carpet cleaning service but a good exorcism isn’t out of the question.
Lima Bean (November 3 – October 4): You will gaze out onto cosmic vistas and know the glory of the grand design of everything…but only for an instant before it is denied you forever.
March Hare (November qth – Slomnenber osquithth): It’s not a zoo…it’s a restaurant.
Persephone (October 31 – October 32): It’s times like these you wish your family could hear your ceaseless pounding from the other side of the mirror.
Quehen (Octumbre 3 – Counter-Octumbre 7): It’s peaceful on the other side of the mirror, I know you’re scared, but don’t be. You’re already there.
Bad Hair Day (June 8 – Nevermber 43): Old Mister Crackly ain’t chewing on the walls…he’s chewing on the bones in the walls of the folks he dragged into them. Now go back to sleep.
Magic Turtle (Lorevend 12-Ulik 12): Avoid wide open spaces as it is Murderbird Season through most of the nation. Those who must go outside, please wear anti-murder headgear with a rating of NBMBB* 12+.